Ufia, or Luffa in this case

In the name of dry skin everywhere I purchased a luffa and decided to prep my skin for the best self tan ever...all went awry when I was luffa-ing away and noticed a peculiar stinging sensation on the back of my legs. Turning my attention to my luffa I was reminded that whatever can go wrong does, especially if it involves me and a tool of any sorts. Low and behold, the luffa had fallen off and I was actually scratching the back of my legs with a wooden stick. Why am I not surprised!