Bahamamamamamama...

So I woke up today and was greeted with a number of fun treats! The hotel I am staying at is dealing with a burst water main, and I had the pleasure of running the hot water for a shower and noticing it was brown, or more accurately putrid. Further I was awoken by a train that miraculously has managed to come by the last two night at 3, 5, and 7am...clearly keeping me in mind. When I asked someone about this, they mentioned if I complained at the front desk, they would provide ear plugs and wine...oh my...where do I sign up. Throw in an hour delivery time for cereal that came without my side of strawberries, and when I asked my waiter about them he handed me a mini strawberry jam. Apparently he thought this would be useful to spread all over my special k...oh the southerners! Between the y'alls, calling everyone sugar, and everything being "fiiiiine", I am beside myself. I decided to top the day off with drinks, southern style, complete with rum runners and floaters...I know, all was lost on me too until I got tanked on bahama mamas...needless to say it is going to be a late start tomorrow!